Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Eleven Things You Will Never Hear Me Say...

(A rare post 100% inspired by The Queen of LA )

1. I think I have had enough beach for today, 
we should really go home.

2. I don't need Grey Goose, 
toss any old vodka in there. 

3. I hate getting all dressed up and 
going to fancy dinners.

4. Lilly Pulitzer is ugly.

5. I'll skip making my bed today.

6. I heart Chardonnay.

7. TJ Maxx & Marshalls are so overrated, 
paying full price is awesome.

8. Lets go camping!

9.  Koozies are stupid, especially with monograms.

10. Iced Coffee? Yuck!

11. I really should have been an accountant.