GAG me...then a funny

Are you EFFING kidding me with this thing?? SO vomitrocious on SO many levels!
(via Daily Candy.com)

In other news, this AM on Ellen she was talking about chi chi cocktail parties and how the food's getting fabber and fabber. She launched into how Carpaccio is the new chic and how it is so thinly sliced you can "lick tuna and be full"...I shit you not! Quite possibly one of THE funniest Freudian slips I have heard in a while!